Moving all akimbo

callithome:

nuke-tastic:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

My whole life is a lie

Holy shit

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

(via opinionatedhumanbeing)

• Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
• George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

mishasminions:

The one where Dean and Cas meet The Avengers

“Dean, Superman looks different”
“That’s Captain America, Cas”
“Oh. Where’s Batman?”
“We’re in the wrong comic book franchise”

(via cagedbirdlearningtofly)

opinionatedhumanbeing:

I have seriously been waiting for this picture my whole life

(via damedurohan)

best-of-funny:

My followers and their stories part III

the girl: x

Remember when Atreyu grew up?

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

(via tomhiddlestonftw)

“Go on! Go back and grow up! But I’m warning you,
once you’re grown-up you can never come back. Never. ”

(via tassium)